I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Distressed red text reads "PEDRO

Distressed red text reads "PEDRO CERRANO'S" above two crossed baseball bats with red furry coverings on the barrels

Sixty-six years of fieldwork and the only confirmed evidence is a gift shop

Golden-yellow script text reads "Whiskey Helps" in a brush-style cursive with sweeping tails and rounded strokes

Brown bamboo-style rectangular border surrounds bold red retro script reading "Tropicana Lanes

Minor league baseball in that era was the lifeblood of rural communities

I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Distressed red text reads "PEDROFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red