Freshly Pregnant Long Sleeve Tee Size:XS Just sitting there like it’s

Just sitting there like it’s been part of your routine the whole time

• Buying a new car

• Existing in a permanent state of theatrical inconvenience

this shirt is perfect for hauling coolers through mud

It’s perfect for disappearing into crowds

Freshly Pregnant Long Sleeve Tee Size:XS Just sitting there like it’sThis long sleeve tee is not an announcement, a joke, or something HR prepared you for. Its a question. An unsettling one. Freshly Pregnant exists to quietly ruin small talk and haunt people long after the interaction ends. Perfect for fall walks, grocery aisles, library energy, coffee shops, and anywhere someone has time to read it slowly, reread it, and feel something they cant quite name. The long sleeves add a layer of seriousness that makes the