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Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S " replicating the weathered lookPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.