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Membership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density

and a fluffy white beard

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A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue

Doc Holliday 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL CALIF" above a decorative rowDoc Holliday's campaign platform is tuberculosis, day drinking, and settling filibusters with a nickel plated revolver. Somehow still the most honest candidate on any ballot. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: Red and white posterized portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide brimmed hat with a prominent mustache, flanked by red stars and a blue horizontal line. Bold blue text reads "VOTE" above large white distressed text reading "HOLLIDAY" with red